Friday, December 9, 2011

The Most Sophisticated Thing I've Ever Peed On...

...came back positive.

Disclaimer:  Not me or my actual test.


That's right folks, I am knocked up.

As I am writing this, I have only told a handful of people.

I didn't even tell Joe I was taking the test.  I just walked out and said, "I have news."  He handled that very well even if I didn't.
Disclaimer:  Not Joe.
I have seen an actual professional doctor and received confirmation that I am indeed "with child."  I am due on July 27th.   And, Mc-Kill-Z, you can rest easy for a while...they only saw one baby.

Note:  1 baby, 3 poses.  Not 3 babies.  Breathe, Mc-Kill-Z!